As some of you already know I have decided to leave the ITV television reality show Deadline.  They told me that I had to go through the motions of being sacked on TV if I wanted to get paid so I went along with it.  If you watch the show you will see me crying and its obvious I’m faking it.  They told me off about it afterwards but I don’t care!  Janet Street Porter is a stupid bitch anyway!

The reason I walked out was because I didn’t have enough time to devote to my adult video business while I was doing the show.  Now I can get back to what I love doing the most, having sex and watching other people have sex!

Don’t believe what you read in the papers.  I wasn’t pushed, I jumped!